fireis-catching:

momentary—-phase:

I could care less about scores, I just want to find an awesome family to perform with.

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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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  • me:I should go shower now
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alarmingpenguin:

You’re the best thing since

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

cheeseefrieess:

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

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thecutestofthecute:

weirdblueman:

Golden retriever has to be the most unclear name ever. Do they retrieve gold? Are they themselves golden, and they retrieve other things? Are there other kinds of retrievers like red retrievers? Or stick retrievers? I just don’t get it

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